How do we best display the majesty that is pure evil? By having both a punchy evil avatar and an evil banner!!!! And this is where we ask you, our minions, to serve your evil Lord by submitting a banner.

Who will decide? It'll be me with completely arbitrary criteria. Because that's evil.


You can choose a variety of evil themes. Dragons? Sure. Rick Santorum. GOD YES. Potholes—after this winter, ABSOLUTELY.

So MINIONS! Please, submit your designs and dedicate your hearts and art skills to evil!

The size of the banner is 300X40.