So it is a lazy Saturday and I was just idly googling "why can't I have a panda as a pet", as you do. And I found this! This abomination against all that is holy and right. And I WANT IT!! http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/05/13/pan...

They are Chows made to look like pandas. Although the dogs aren't hurt in the process, it is the absolute worst of the worst. Fetishizing dogs for fashion purposes. Encouraging less than moral breeders. Purchasing dogs when so many need a good home.

I want ten!! Or an even dozen. Or a bakers dozen!

Would this not be the most perfect evil dictator pet?

I would never really not get a dog through a rescue shelter. So one of you better buy one of these and abandon it in a shelter for me. Thx.