With the re shuffle going on it's a good time for change, a fresh look. Here are some names I've been toying with. Feel free to add your own suggestions...not necessarily for me....

JaneGenovasVagina

Wiffle Baller

GreyGooseBumps

TheLawnmowersinthegarageyouuselessdrunk

ObamaPubiCare

SchizophrenicFormerHusband

Smartcarpileup